I MADE PANCAKES. ALL BY MYSELF. Like Matilda.
BEYONCE WINS THE SUPERBOWL
BEYONCE GOES TO DISNEY WORLD.
BEYONCE OWNS DISNEY WORLD.
BEYONCE OWNS THE WORLD.
BEYONCE OWNS YOU.
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HAHA YES.
Someone on twitter just asked “what is a doe?” As in doe meaning though. And I responded “a deer, a female deer.” HOW MANY RESPECT POINTS DO I GET FOR THAT. COME ON.
I think I’d like my money back…
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I live with the smartest people on Earth. For once somebody other than me did the dishes and literally (in the chris traeger voice) loaded the machine to maximum capacity and then they didn’t run it! Like are you that fucking dumb?
TAKE A LOOK AT BANNER MICHAEL
We threw a baby shower for my coach and I really wanted to write something like “Team Love Coach” on the whiteboard but I knew no one would get the reference and they’d all make fun of my grammar.
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